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The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can’t help it.
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For every problem, there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.
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Teach children to be polite and courteous in the home, and, when he grows...
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Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...
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We go forth all to seek America. And in the seeking we create her....
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It is well to give when asked but it is better to give unasked,...
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Slow but sure moves the might of the gods.
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The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of...
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We pass the word around we ponder how the case is put by different...
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A second wifeis hateful to the children of the first;a viper is not more...