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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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The aim of the college, for the individual student, is to eliminate the need...
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Carl would have to be fast to beat the stranger. Real fast. ‘Draw,’ said...
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The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which...
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The evil implanted in man by nature spreads so imperceptibly, when the habit of...
Quote #10673
He is a fool that cannot conceal his wisdom.
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Delay not swift the flight of fortune’s greatest favours.
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Learning is not compulsory… neither is survival.
Quote #30399
I’m like John Wayne. I only play good guys.
Quote #30078
Political image is like mixing cement. When it’s wet, you can move it around...