Quote #33151
Life offers two great gifts–time, and the ability to choose how we spend it....
Quote #1941
Canada: A few acres of snow.
Quote #3235
A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on.
Quote #18507
Do not seek evil gains evil gains are the equivalent of disaster.
Quote #2933
Changing a college curriculum is like moving a graveyard–you never know how many friends...
Quote #14535
Go, and never darken my towels again.
Quote #21576
Hope is only the love of life.
Quote #1067
If the programmer can simulate a construct faster then the compiler can implement the...
Quote #3085
Logic is like the sword: those who appeal to it shall perish by it.
Quote #12269
If a rhinoceros were to enter this resteraunt now, there is no denying he...