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I love you the more that I believe you have liked me for my...
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Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence...
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One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
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Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but...
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There is no substitute for victory.
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Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat...
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If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them.
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A man can stand anything except a succession of ordinary days.
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Sometimes it takes courage to give into temptation.
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Any fine morning, a power saw can fell a tree that took a thousand...