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There is an art of which every man should be a master the art...
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Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it about like...
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Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough...
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After the greatest clouds, the sun.
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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
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If I make a record I love, then somebody will like it. Maybe not...
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There’s a lot of heredity in that family.
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When you were quite a little boy, somebody ought to have said “hush’ just...
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If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve...
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We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what...