Quote #1639
Fear is that little darkroom where negatives are developed.
Quote #391
The sins of the fathers are often visited upon the sons-in-law.
Quote #33299
Confidence is Going after Moby Dick in a rowboat, And taking the tarter sauce...
Quote #2063
If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in...
Quote #19814
No families take so little medicine as those of doctors, except those of apothecaries.
Quote #6483
The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible.
Quote #4208
He who knows does not speak.He who speaks does not know.
Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #211
To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.
Quote #3033
The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything.