Quote #28407
Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn’t designed to catch mice at all,...
Quote #21847
Ferris Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in...
Quote #1002
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
Quote #25295
The distinction between children and adults, while probably useful for some purposes, is at...
Quote #3920
We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language.
Quote #1114
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft… and the only...
Quote #10002
We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
Quote #13482
It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
Quote #28973
‘Taint’t worthwhile to wear a day all out before it comes.
Quote #9447
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.