Quote #34043
They’re slobbery and they’re whiney and they look at you just like they could...
Quote #26149
Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese.
Quote #17572
If you aren’t fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.
Quote #31300
Hate no one, for hate is a starving beast who has just found its...
Quote #19395
It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then the...
Quote #3945
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
Quote #20925
Beware the ides of March.
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I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man.
Quote #23798
There is no expedient to which a man will not go to avoid the...
Quote #30148
Money is a strange thing. It ranks with love as our greatest source of...