Quote #5363
The only way to have a friend is to be one.
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You’ve been listening to the adagio from Beethoven’s 7th Symphony. I think Ludwig pretty...
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for...
Quote #22671
You cannot teach a man anything. you can only help him to find it...
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The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only...
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Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of...
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The most distressing aspect of the world into which you are going is its...
Quote #25368
If all the world’s a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
Quote #6738
No wise man ever wished to be younger.
Quote #28651
There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue they’re called humorists.