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Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.
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If winter is slumber and spring is birth, and summer is life, then autumn...
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I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
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The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole...
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An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
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I cannot give the formula for success, but I can give you the formula...
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Nothing is sadder than having worldly standards without worldly means.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but...