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Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
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The measure of a master is his success in bringing all men around to...
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He who builds a better mousetrap these days runs into material shortages, patent-infringement suits,...
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There are laws for everything except the harm families do.
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Hitchhiker No No, no, not 6 I said 7. Nobody’s comin’ up with 6....
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I have not slept one wink.
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Habits…the only reason they persist is that they are offering some satisfaction…You allow them...
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Looking back on my life, I wish I’d stepped forward and made a fool...
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I love America. You always hurt the one you love.
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Two men look out through the same bars: One sees the mud and one...