Quote #28555
The weather-cock on the church spire, though made of iron, would soon be broken...
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Everything comes to he who hustles while he waits.
Quote #2189
A language is a dialect with an army and a navy.
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Go ahead, make my day.
Quote #11459
Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.
Quote #23318
Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours....
Quote #807
Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
Quote #15587
Procrastination is the grave in which opportunity is buried.
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The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong.
Quote #27619
If you’re going to define me properly, you must think in terms of my...