Quote #33188
The first duty of a lecturer to hand you after an hour’s discourse a...
Quote #25783
… it’s simply wrong to always order kids to stop that fighting. There are...
Quote #5709
Happiness is different from pleasure. Happiness has something to do with struggling and enduring...
Quote #27256
Oh, if only I did nothing simply as a result of laziness.
Quote #26743
Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.
Quote #2214
Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors.
Quote #3559
Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had...
Quote #23440
Bush Sr. was a jerk, Quayle an idiot, Clinton was atrocious and disgusting, most...
Quote #630
Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.
Quote #21438
There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and...