Quote #11519
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should...
Quote #25782
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Quote #34191
I detest life-insurance agents they always argue that I shall some day die, which...
Quote #17750
Murder is unique in that it abolishes the party it injures, so that society...
Quote #5010
To the person in the bell jar, blank and stopped as a dead baby,...
Quote #5965
There are three things which if one does not know, one cannot live long...
Quote #32740
To carry a grudge is like being stung to death by one bee.
Quote #2818
Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in...
Quote #12596
In the end, everything is a gag.
Quote #9701
Intellectually, I know that America is no better than any other country; emotionally I...