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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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A good laugh is sunshine in a house.
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A true knowledge of ourselves is knowledge of our power.
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Arrange whatever pieces come your way.
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Cowards falter, but danger is often overcome by those who nobly dare.
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Once in the racket you’re always in it.
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I have lost the half of myself ? a soul for which mine was...
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So act that your principle of action might safely be made a law for...
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The dread of evil is a much more forcible principle of human actions than...
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence — and then success...