Quote #5545
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Quote #34475
I don’t have a bank account, because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
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When solving a “panic” you must first ask yourself what you were doing that...
Quote #13656
The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does...
Quote #8516
To err is human; to forgive, divine.
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The shortest and surest way to live with honour in the world, is to...
Quote #13909
To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the...
Quote #26644
Why not upset the apple cart If you don’t, the apples will rot anyway.
Quote #34327
Sexually,we are all competing for the same seat on the bus and the thing...
Quote #34536
Silence is more musical than any song.