Quote #319
In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #24726
Intolerance of ambiguity is the mark of an authoritarian personality.
Quote #9355
A true friend knows your weaknesses but shows you your strengths; feels your fears...
Quote #5794
Listening is a magnetic and strange thing, a creative force. When we really listen...
Quote #2135
Until a child is one year old it is incapable of sin.
Quote #11343
Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.
Quote #10015
He who cannot be a good follower cannot be a good leader.
Quote #15303
I visualize things in my mind before I have to do them. It is...
Quote #34113
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.