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If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer...
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I approach these questions unwillingly, as they are sore subjects, but no cure can...
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The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
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I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
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In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal...
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The wisest mind has something yet to learn.
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The child gets two confusing messages when a parent tells him which is the...
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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
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This is no time to act like a gentleman. I am a cad and...
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Fortune does not change men, it unmasks them.