Quote #22979
Satire is focused bitterness.
Quote #32494
I have not lost my mind – it’s backed up on disk somewhere.
Quote #28626
The best mirror is an old friend.
Quote #9378
I?m good enough, I?m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
Quote #2854
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World...
Quote #13479
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones...
Quote #2125
The golden moments in the stream of life rush past us and we see...
Quote #34344
Everybody has difficult years, but a lot of times the difficult years end up...
Quote #8392
This only is certain, that there is nothing certain; and nothing more miserable and...
Quote #3272
George Bush taking credit for the Berlin Wall coming down is like the rooster...