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This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
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Mishaps are like knives, that either serve us or cut us, as we grasp...
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Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing...
Quote #26468
People who make history know nothing about history. You can see that in the...
Quote #9972
There is more stupidity then hydrogen in the universe and it has a longer...
Quote #19175
Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers.
Quote #24567
One’s friends are that part of the human race with which one can be...
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A good novel tells you the truth about its hero but a bad novel...
Quote #26279
I am like any other man. All I do is supply a demand.
Quote #21995
I am imagination. I can see what the eyes cannot see. I can hear...