Quote #6732
Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening.
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car,...
Quote #14285
Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
Quote #18248
Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet.
Quote #491
The two most beautiful words in the English language are “check enclosed.’
Quote #17876
The billiard table is better than the doctor.
Quote #896
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that...
Quote #7142
Let us be resolute in prosecuting our ends, and mild in our methods of...
Quote #28319
Sometimes I think I’d be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you.
Quote #9174
The great aim of education is not knowledge but action.