Quote #32006
It’s not the having, its the getting.
Quote #29209
I feel the happiest when I can light my American cigarettes with Soviet matches.
Quote #34102
There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don’t know what it’s...
Quote #31272
Never invest in anything that eats or needs repainting.
Quote #8861
Adversity does teach who your real friends are.
Quote #34411
A liberal is a person whose interests aren’t at stake at the moment.
Quote #512
Acting is standing up naked and turning around very slowly.
Quote #18652
The wise man has long ears and a short tongue.
Quote #28423
When I heard that trees grow a new ‘ring’ for each year they live,...
Quote #34131
I’ve always thought that a big laugh is a really loud noise from the...