Quote #3113
There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist, except an old optimist.
Quote #14531
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
Quote #29320
I’d give Charles Darwin videotapes of ‘Geraldo,’ ‘Beavis and Butt-head’ and ‘The McLaughlin Group.’...
Quote #15007
I believe that justice is instinct and innate, the moral sense is as much...
Quote #12013
To laugh is to live profoundly.
Quote #22767
The main things which seem to me important on their own account, and not...
Quote #3
Never explain–your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you...
Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #12059
Men are only as unfaithful as their options.
Quote #29777
Consumers are statistics. Customers are people.