Quote #12801
He that jokes confesses.
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Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But...
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Most of us would like to be smarter than we are, stronger than we...
Quote #22788
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
Quote #16530
Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what’s right.
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A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell...
Quote #27667
When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman...
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You must accept that you might fail then, if you do your best and...
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A lady is a woman who makes it easy for a man to be...
Quote #19927
Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.