Quote #19137
If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at...
Quote #17835
By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man’s, I mean.
Quote #31764
You can tell the ideas of a nation by it’s advertisements.
Quote #22452
Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.
Quote #939
Many, if not all, of my presidential opponents are certifiable idiots.
Quote #6321
At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new...
Quote #152
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God–but...
Quote #13747
Hope is a state of mind, not of the world. Hope, in this deep...
Quote #29024
The Statue of Liberty is not that monument’s name. It is Liberty Enlightening the...
Quote #6793
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.