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The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in...
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An actor who knows his business ought to be able to make the London...
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Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
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If I was being executed by injection, I’d clean up my cell real neat....
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All actually offer to the public in return for the taxes spent upon...
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Young cat, if you keep your eyes open enough, oh, the stuff you would...
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
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Heat cannot be separated from fire, or beauty from The Eternal.
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Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love.
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At sixteen I was stupid, confused, insecure and indecisive. At twenty-five I was wise,...