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Happiness is a warm puppy.
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The hour which gives us life begins to take it away. – Hercules Furens
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An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose...
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Education: the inculcation of the incomprehensible into the indifferent by the incompetent.
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Laughter, while it lasts, slackens and unbraces the mind, weakens the faculties, and causes...
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Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them
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However mean your life is, meet it and live it: do not shun it...
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All currency is neurotic currency.
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It is a blessed thing that in every age someone has had the individuality...
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It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and...