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Serious Sincere Systematic Service Surely Secures Supreme Success.
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God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage...
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Name me and emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball.
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Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.
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The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.
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In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person.
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History is the ship carrying living memories to the future.