Quote #29709
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn’t cure.
Quote #2257
Live so that your friends can defend you but never have to.
Quote #34686
SOAPY You know, feisty women never get boring. JOEL Let me tell you something....
Quote #12030
Drugs are a bet with your mind.
Quote #998
I long ago came to the conclusion that all life is six to five...
Quote #13177
If a million people say a foolish thing, is it still a foolish thing.
Quote #2223
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Quote #9435
I think the highest and lowest points are the important ones. Anything else is...
Quote #29053
There are as many nights as days, and the one is just as long...
Quote #33585
Each moment in time we have it all, even when we think we don’t.