Quote #2971
Working in the theater has a lot in common with unemployment.
Quote #5464
Crime does not pay … as well as politics.
Quote #3109
Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of...
Quote #20387
Humor is something that thrives between man’s aspirations and his limitations. There is more...
Quote #2313
Justice is incedental to law and order.
Quote #4470
Whom the gods love dies young.
Quote #14753
With most people unbelief in one thing is founded upon blind belief in another.
Quote #26216
He’s a real loser. He moved into a new neighborhood and got run over...
Quote #15819
If the riches of the Indies, or the crowns of all the kingdom of...
Quote #17647
Wayne Tell me, when the first show is over, will you still love me...