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Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
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Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
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Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical.
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Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart.
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The discipline of desire is the background of character.
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A three-year diet of rubber chicken and occasional crow.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution.