Quote #12710
Failure is not the only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of...
Quote #8448
You can always chase a dream but it will not count if you never...
Quote #27524
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Quote #6161
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and...
Quote #10074
I have always found that mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice.
Quote #3017
It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.
Quote #6332
Do not weep; do not wax indignant. Understand.
Quote #3216
What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of...
Quote #34306
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in I...
Quote #11882
The human language is like a cracked kettle on which we beat out a...