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Too bad there’s not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you’d probably...
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Michael I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse.
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As every divided kingdom falls, so every mind divided between many studies confounds and...
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I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.
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I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...
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Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion.
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Kennedy cooked the soup that Johnson had to eat.
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I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
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Dear Mary: We all knew you had it in you.
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Right now I think censorship is necessary the things they’re doing and saying in...