Quote #24865
I can’t take a well-tanned person seriously.
Quote #13037
I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free.
Quote #803
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
Quote #34893
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
Quote #27676
Each suburban wife struggled with it alone. As she made the beds, shopped for...
Quote #33281
Revolution is not a dinner party, not an essay, nor a painting, nor a...
Quote #16696
He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes...
Quote #34734
By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.
Quote #30401
I’m disappointed, but I’m not going to run around like Dennis Rodman and head-butt...
Quote #23523
The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.