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Many a man that couldn’t direct you to the drug store on the corner...
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Ours is a precarious language, as every writer knows, in which the merest shadow...
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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #25622
The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
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Love is merely madness.
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Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.
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The hand that rules the press, the radio, the screen and the far-spread magazine,...
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Spring is the time of the year, when it is summer in the sun...
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When you are down and out something always turns up-and it is usually the...
Quote #3736
Pardon him, Theodotus: he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his...