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Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
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Trent You’re so money and you don’t even know it
Quote #29445
Experience is the worst teacher it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
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Neo Mr. Wizard. Get me the hell out of here.
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A vote is like a rifle: its usefulness depends upon the character of the...
Quote #8988
Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are...
Quote #21378
This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love the...
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I am in the prime of senility.
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The true test of a civilization is not the census, nor the size of...
Quote #30584
Never marry but for love but see that thou lovest what is lovely.