Quote #11546
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but unlike charity, it should end there.
Quote #13216
Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
Quote #26417
How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something but to...
Quote #11018
Life is something that everyone should try at least once.
Quote #29828
Well, I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech.
Quote #33001
I am not young enough to know everything.
Quote #3897
The days of the digital watch are numbered.
Quote #16327
The voice of the Lord is the voice of common sense, which is shared...
Quote #8278
Discretion is not the better part of biography.
Quote #8697
Drop out of school before your mind rots from our mediocre educational system.