Quote #23314
You can tell a lot about a fellow’s character by his way of eating...
Quote #3215
Success is a great deodorant.
Quote #27297
Nothing succeeds like success.
Quote #15906
To be deceived by our enemies or betrayed by our friends in insupportable; yet...
Quote #3834
Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
Quote #980
Our love is God. Lets go grab a slushie.
Quote #2489
I feel a very unusual sensation – if it is not indigestion, I think...
Quote #122
It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet...
Quote #31598
Looking back on my life, I wish I’d stepped forward and made a fool...
Quote #3711
I think I am a verb.