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Doctors and nurses are people who give you medicine until you die.
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After all these years I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the...
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Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the...
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Men are like wine some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.