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Baby: an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility...
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Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
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Science is the refusal to believe on the basis of hope.
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Love goes out the door when money comes innuendo.
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You can never learn less, you can only learn more.
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Never bear more than one trouble at a time. Some people bear three kinds...
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Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men...
Quote #22490
I turned into the helicopter … the red carpet was rolled up. … The...
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesman and...
Quote #33319
This is what extremely grieves us, that a man who never fought Should contrive...