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Remember that happiness is as contagious as gloom. It should be the first duty...
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A three-year diet of rubber chicken and occasional crow.
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I hate ingratitude more in a man than lying, vainness, babbling, drunkenness, or any...
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Very little is known about the War of 1812 because the Americans lost it.
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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think...
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If money be not thy servant, it will be thy master. The covetous man...
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Give death a better name or die trying.
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We are drawn to our television sets each April the way we are drawn...
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Real programmers are those that can sleep in front of terminals … with their...
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A hen is only an egg’s way of making another egg.