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Reality is but a poor excuse for not having an imagination.
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Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on...
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Ask five economists and you’ll get five different answers (six if one went to...
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I am always grieved when a man of real talent dies, for the world...
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I wouldn’t bet the farm on it, but I’d bet the main house. I...
Quote #33934
We are never deceived we deceive ourselves.
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Thieves respect property. They merely wish the property to become their property that they...
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Until you lose your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was or...
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If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he...