Quote #10329
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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We think having faith means being convinced God exists in the same way we...
Quote #20794
Surfing on the Internet is like sex everyone boasts about doing more than they...
Quote #25169
The mode by which the inevitable comes to pass is effort.
Quote #10743
Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lessons afterwards.
Quote #19340
Nothing you can’t spell will ever work.
Quote #15212
All excess is ill, but drunkenness is of the worst sort. It spoils health,...
Quote #3352
Take only pictures, steal only time, leave only footprints.
Quote #14485
People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a...
Quote #2116
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.