Quote #21834
Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle.
Quote #18055
A woman is like a tea bag- you never know how strong she is...
Quote #25208
In my case, adulthood itself was not an advance, although it was a useful...
Quote #5532
Money does not change the sickness, only the symptoms.
Quote #21723
Chase after truth like hell and you’ll free yourself, even though you never touch...
Quote #470
Whenever I get married I start buying Gourmet Magazine.
Quote #20964
By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes. Open, locks, Whoever...
Quote #22586
He lives not long who battles with the immortals, nor do his children prattle...
Quote #1939
The long habit of living indisposeth us for dying.
Quote #23131
Such is the common process of marriage. A youth and maiden exchange meeting by...