Quote #32400
The only successful substitute for brains is silence.
Quote #31150
Historical reminder Always put Horace before Descartes.
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The First Amendment is often inconvenient. But that is besides the point. Inconvenience does...
Quote #3249
I really do plan to get out of show business within five years or...
Quote #8029
How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood...
Quote #21387
We can try to avoid making choices by doing nothing, but even that is...
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #13966
Chance is perhaps the pseudonym of God when he does not wish to sign...
Quote #17378
If your treat an individual … as if he were what he ought to...
Quote #10840
When you really trust someone, you have to be okay with not understanding some...