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The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
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For life is the mirror of king and slave, ‘Tis just what we are...
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Every failure is a step to success…
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I get up every morning determined to both change the world and have one...
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Gentlemen prefer bonds.
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Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions,...
Quote #1593
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
Quote #19778
Wars have never hurt anybody except the people who die.
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Everyone is in business for himself, for he is selling his services, labor or...
Quote #138
For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is...