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About the time we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
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Hitchhiker No No, no, not 6 I said 7. Nobody’s comin’ up with 6....
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Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.
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When a man marries, he has fulfilled half of (his) faith. So let him...
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Only sick music makes money today.
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Why comes temptation, but for man to meet and master and crouch beneath his...
Quote #6160
Everything is a dangerous drug except reality, which is unendurable.
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A man who is ‘of sound mind’ is one who keeps the inner madman...
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USA Today has come out with a new survey – apparently, three out of...
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If you treat people right they will treat you right – ninety percent of...