Quote #384
Travel, instead of broadening the mind, often merely lengthens the conversation.
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Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn’t...
Quote #3086
The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating...
Quote #25224
Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have...
Quote #9254
Surely your gladness need not be the less for the thought that you will...
Quote #13539
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not...
Quote #20440
We must walk consciously only part way toward our goal, and then leap in...
Quote #6171
Living hell is the best revenge.
Quote #1799
Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable.
Quote #31245
I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...