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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play...
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‘Where shall I begin, please your Majesty’ he asked. ‘Begin at the beginning,’ the...
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I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because...
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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It is not the horse that draws the cart, but the oats.
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If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
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The people may be made to follow a path of action, but they may...
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Even though he was an enemy of mine, I had to admit that what...
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You have got to discover you, what you do, and trust it.
Quote #18331
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises...