Quote #9411
It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
Quote #17365
Death is Nature’s expert advice to get plenty of Life.
Quote #19159
Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
Quote #2662
A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled.
Quote #30322
I seem to have been like a child playing on the sea shore, finding...
Quote #28687
Life is either a continuous process improvement, or a terminal disease that we will...
Quote #24845
The only competition worthy of a wise man is with himself.
Quote #31394
All science is either physics or stamp collecting.
Quote #30428
Poorly written novels–no matter how pious and edifying the behavior of the characters–are not...
Quote #34668
If you would not step into the harlot’s house, do not go by the...